It's a Fucking Disaster

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doodleholic
riseofthecommonwoodpile

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

wetorturedsomefolks

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

derinthemadscientist

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

riseofthecommonwoodpile

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

queerce

I want bioluminescence

beowulf22121

Sonar

teaboot

Flared webbing would be nice